just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
He should look like this all the time.
"Not so fresh"—fucking plebeians don’t even know the difference between tampax and summer’s eve.
ahahahha all you guys around the world thinking that today’s the last fancy number date
not in america, bitches
When I spilled coffee over my sketchbook, Ryan said “make Coffee Cat.”
great comeback: what is this the Salem bitch trials
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.